Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
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