Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
He has the fingertips of a God
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