Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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