I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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