So drunk its hurt
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
Randomize
