Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
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