I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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