Never write on a napkin "my face, your boobs" with your phone number and give it to a girl. Just a tip of the day from my nightly experiences lol.
We need to hang out more often
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
I know her cup size but not her name....
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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