Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
do nipples grow back?
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