Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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