just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
She even gives head with a lisp.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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