Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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