I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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