Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
Randomize