rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Blind date just said "Can't wait till I'm married so i can let myself go". There will be no second date.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
people are starting to question the shark bite story
i woke up with toilet paper straight tucked up in my underwear wearing a pizza sauce mustach. I dont think i got laid last night.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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