do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
did i walk over a car last night?
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
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