Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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