Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
Just high enough for therapy.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
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