If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Omg I joined a choir last night...
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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