just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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