North Korea, Best Korea!
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
i've created a new STD.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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