Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
Do vagina's smell?
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
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