So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
so much tequila, so little girl.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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