We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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