Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
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