Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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