You're earring is so big in my mouth
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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