you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
I got a handjob from a sober married woman in a parking lot in the middle of the day, yet you still cant manage to get laid by a drunk single slut at the bar at 1am. Wtf
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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