There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
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