and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
So squirting runs in the family.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
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