She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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