My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
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