love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
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the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
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