too bad you live with your parents still
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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