Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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