Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
Randomize
