You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
I'm determined to sit on that face.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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