It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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