I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
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