Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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