Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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