Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
No subtext here. People are naked.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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