38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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