Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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