Your tits are I can't wait for
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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