If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
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