I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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