sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
Randomize