if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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