I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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