I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
Brb crying the tears of my youth
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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