physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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