Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
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