I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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