My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
you would pick up someone in the library
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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