Where are you?
In a non slutty way
Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
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