Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
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