You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
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